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I gotta do something to my blog. Just don't know what, but I'll think of something. :)
Cheers

Sorry Matt Damon, we're out of time

All this started on Jimmy Kemmel show. Everytime at the end of the program Jimmy used to say "Sorry Matt Damon but we're out of time". And then one day on September 16, 2006 Jimmy invited Matt Damon to the studio. This is how it end.


To make matters more interesting, Jimmy send his reporter to "Ocean's Thirteen" premiere.


So finally, on January 31, 2008 Matt Damon took revenge and sang a song with Jimmy's girlfriend Sarah Silverman entitled "I'm f***g Matt Damon"


Jimmy didn't wait too long and on March 24, 2008 he showed his song "Jimmy Kemmel is f***g Ben Affleck


The war is still on :) Cheers

Umm... what?

I found a very interesting report from some guy called Paul Cameron in which he states that gay people are responsible for every evil thing in the world. I know, some of you will say "Here she goes again" but I don't give a crap about it ;).

In his report he states that

Out of all the mass-murders in the US over the past seventeen years, homosexuals killed at least 68% of the victims.

Homosexuals perpetrate between a third and a half of all recorded child molestations.

37% of homosexuals engage in sado-masochism.

29% of homosexuals urinate on their partners.

17% ingest human feces.

The average life span of a homosexual is 39 years; fewer than 2% survive to the age of 65.

OK, I agree that some gay people like this sort of "fun" when having sex but how many straight people do it?

The pamphlet Murder, Violence and Homosexuality asserts the following "facts":

• You are 15 times more apt to be killed by a Gay than a heterosexual during a sexual murder spree.
• Homosexuals have committed most of the sexual conspiracy murders
• Homosexuals have killed at least 350 (68%) of the victims
• Half of all sex murderers are homosexuals
• Homosexuals committed 7 of the 10 worst murder sets.

If 68% = 350 so 100% = 515. It means that in the whole USA only 515 people were raped and killed! What an asshole.
If half of all sex murders is homosexuals so how come 68% of people raped were killd by gays? Oh, and maybe he should prove how the hell did he find out that 7 out of 10 murders are done by gays? Oh, wait here's the answer:

These conclusions are based on a sample of 34 serial killers Cameron selected from the years 1966 to 1983. Cameron stacks the deck not only by including phony figures (he includes in his sample the claims of the notorious Henry Lucas, who subsequently recanted his boast that he murdered hundreds of people) but by examining only those serial killers with an apparent sexual motive, allowing him to include John Wayne Gacy and his victims, but exclude the overwhelming majority of serial killers and their victims. This manner of selection distorts the reality of massmurder considerably. As sociologist Jack Levin, author of Mass Murder: America's Growing Menace points out, "The typical mass murderer is a family man. He kills his wife and his children in order to get even. The typical serial killer is a white heterosexual male, like Ted Bundy...Of course there are homosexual serial killers, but they are in the minority."

Now is getting interesting :) - Child molestation

Cameron's Conclusions:

• Gays have perpetrated between a third and a half of all child molestations
• Homosexual teachers have committed between a quarter and four-fifths of all molestation of pupils
• Gays are at least twelve times more apt to molest children than heterosexuals (revised to "10 to 20 times" more in a later study)
• Homosexual teachers are at least seven times more likely to molest a pupil.

Again. Where the hell did he find this information? Oh wait here's the explanation

Cameron's findings are based in large part upon a review of other researchers' work on child molestation, but in order to get the results he wants, Cameron has to distort the findings of the original studies. For example, Cameron defines all cases of molestation between an adult male and a male child as molestations committed by homosexuals; however this definition is rejected by the very experts Cameron cites.

And now sex and diseases!

• oral sex: 99% to 100%
• anal sex: 93% to 98%
• anilingus: 92%
• urine sex: 29%
• fisting: 41% to 47%
• sadomasochism: 37%
• average number of partners per year: 20 to 106

FYI, straight people also do it but nobody gives a shit about it.


In regard to venereal diseases, Cameron concludes that Gay men are:

• fourteen times more apt to have had syphilis
• three times more apt to have had gonorrhea
• three times more apt to have had genital warts
• eight times more apt to have had hepatitis
• three times more apt to have had lice
• five times more apt to have had scabies
• over 5000 times more likely to have had AIDS

As for Lesbians, they are:

• nineteen times more apt to have had syphilis
• two times more apt to have had genital warts
• four times more apt to have had scabies.

I agree that if you change partners very often you might get sick one day. But honestly it not only gay men or women who change partners. But yeah... according to Cameron homosexulas are guilty of everything.

And my favourite. LIFE SPAN

• Less than 2% of Gay men survived to old age
• If AIDS was the cause of death, the median age of Gay males was 39,
• For those who died of other causes, the median age was 42, and only 9% died old,
• Lesbians had a median age of 45; 23% died old
• 2.8% of Gays died violently
• Gays were 116 times more apt to be murdered; 24 times more apt to commit suicide; eighteen times more likely to die in a traffic accident
• 20% of Lesbians died of murder, suicide or accident, a rate 487 times higher than that of white females aged 25-44.

It's good to find out that I will live up to 39 and I will be killed by some asshole (who will probably be gay, because only gays commit crimes), I will die in a traffic accident probably because one day someone's car will see me on a sidewalk and will attack me and the guy on the driver's seat will have nothing to say. Car wants, car kills. Or probably, my car will decide to crash on some wall on its own because it will not stand having lesbian for an owner. Mr. Cameron? You're not only an asshole. You're a retard!

Oh, guess what. He got those information from obituaries! Hahaha. MORON!

Cheers.

LINK

Fur is cool? I don't think so

Europe is a country...

I know it's not nice to laugh at people but this lady is so stupid that it hurts...

How to sell microbes and viruses legally?

It'a a site where you can actually do it. All legal and if you hate somebody I really recomend you that site :) It's also in Polish, Czech, French, German, Slovakian, Italinan, Spanish :D. Enjoy! Cheers

MICROBES

Oscars

Another year has passed and another Oscar Ceremony is on the way. But there's one little, tiny problem... where the frak am I supposse to watch it?! TVP decided not to buy Oscars this year. Why? Because not too many people is watching this. No shit! It's shown at 3 a.m. of Polish time so what did you excpect you idiots? That the whole Poland will sit in front of TV and watch it?
Still there are some people who are willing to watch this even with this lame translation made by some crappy interpretor who has no idea about translation. I really can live with that just let me watch Oscar Night!
Gods, how I hate Polish television. A bunch of idiots how have no idea what people want. Cheers.